Random cat Quotes

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

John Weitz

Cat Quotes

I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it. She looks up and gives me her full gaze. Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it.

 ~ "Miao" by Dilys Laing

If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.

 ~ A. N. Whitehead

Cats no less liquid than their shadows offer no angles to the wind. They slip diminished neat through loopholes less than themselves.

 ~ A. S. J. Tessimond

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.

 ~ Abraham Lincoln

If you want to write keep cats.

 ~ Aldous Huxley

Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

 ~ Anonymous

Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration--and get between you and it.

 ~ Arthur Bridges

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

 ~ Barbara Holland

The furry little buggers [cats] are just deep, deep wells you throw your emotions into.

 ~ Bruce Schimmel

Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat.

 ~ Byron Nelson

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.

 ~ Carl Van Vechten

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.

 ~ Carl Van Vechten

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

 ~ Mark Twain

For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is alcking in the spirit.

 ~ Christopher Smart

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind.

 ~ Cleveland Amory

One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

 ~ Cleveland Amory

There are no ordinary cats.

 ~ Colettes

By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer.

 ~ Colettes

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

 ~ Dave Platt

Women poets and especially artists like cats

 ~ delicate natures only can realize their sensitive systems.